Play an Accordion; Don’t goto Jail

This is a funny (in retrospect) story of what happened to a hapless hacker, who, as he prepared to fly to the US from Canada, ended up “fitting the profile.” Read how after an interrogation and search, the Star-Spangled Banner came to his rescue!

(January 2015 update. I’m cleaning up old entries, and the original link in this article was to a site that no longer exists, http://kode-fu.com/shame/2002_05_12_archive.shtml#76513704. Luckily, I found the article on Joey’s current site, so have updated the entry. I forgot I had been following him this long!)