English San^H^H^H W/Out French

The Christian Science Monitor takes a hilarous look at just how hard it would be to excise all traces of French from our everyday conversations.

Here’s a snip from the article:

To which the question asking arises: Why stop with Evian, Total gasoline, and the Concorde (just only the Air France flights)? Let’s get to the heart of the matter thing: A huge big percentage of the words in modern today’s English are of – gasp! – French origin beginnings. What if, as a result of the current diplomatic dispute today’s falling out between lands, the French demand ask for their words back? We could all be linguistic hostages captives.